Keep In Mind: This is a Joke, it’s not to be taken personally
THIS BREAKING NEWS, many bibles of all churches have gone missing in the three months. One of the residents of our local town has claimed to see flying object in shapes of chinaware absorbing all of the books through the homes and local churches. Johnny Redneck has something about this
The Aliens really looked like bowels of spaghetti and meatballs. I do believe that I have a picture of it on my phone.
MORE THINGS WILL COME IN SORRY.
Today is my birthday while it’s my first day of school. I didn’t really care for how I looked because I’m lazy about what I wear. I ended up thinking it was the worst morning ever of getting yelled at by one of my parents (Seriously, I really hate it when someone yells at me rudely. I can’t really see a point in listening to them anyway. That’s just my opinion)
While at school I go to the cafeteria to get the breakfast as usual. It’s normally cereal of some sort and juice. I said to some people that it was my birthday, when I responded. I must’ve sounded miserable and sad, or angry and sarcastic. Maybe both. Then when I get to my locker. Keep in mind, I despise those round lock things in every locker because I’m too dumb to figure it out. I pretty much stressed out and had more than one person to help me open it, over and over, again, once more.
I see much of the rest being pretty normal until I got home… That got crazy, the power went out when my stepparent said “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TESU” the power was out for about a couple of hours. We had tacos together. The end.
Woohoo! The day was long, but great! I’m surprised I survived!
WE EAT ASS, WE EAT A LOT OF ASS.
Speaking of eating ass, I wonder what’s for dinner?
How it all started as a shitty week, first, I shall write a long wall of text for you when I’m done. Continue reading “This Week Has Been Painfully Stupid”
Jesus fucking christ, I thought it was going to be fun, but it was pretty dull and gloomy to me. Nothing really interesting to me at all shit. But at least it’s better than staying at home all day that’s for sure.